levilain:

pardonmewhileipanic:

my ass would be on the ground CRYING

holy shit I would faint not even joking

LMFAO!

tastefullyoffensive:

"Lift me, human!"

Freaking cats.

My kind of recipe. 

  • me:

    i really need to stop swearing

  • 20 seconds later:

    where the fuck is my goddamn shitbitch pencil

Melinda’s face says it all. 

raydayton:

trying to search about that new abc show

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Not a fan of Taylor Swift, but props for this.

mypatronusisyou:

catssecretstash:

Game of Cats

THEY’RE ALL SO ACCURATE BUT THE JOFFREY ONE OMG

tupacabra:

pussylipgloss:

meryl streep

damn she really can play any role

I trained myself to dance in very high heels. I have a rule that my dancers have to wear their heels when I’m wearing my heels. They say, ‘Please take your shoes off, Beyoncé.’ At home, I’m always barefoot. And I have a heavy walk without heels. When they hear me thumping through the house, they say, ‘Oh—Beyoncé’s up!’” 

I wish I could walk in super heels like that without looking like I’m an animal.  

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

pandaofmanyfandoms:

I CANT BREATHE

This whole movie was one giant pun